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Wednesday, October 31, 2018


Joke for you
A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," he said. 
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams."

Tuesday, October 23, 2018

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because his students were so bright. 

What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? 
A coconut on vacation. 

What kind of animal wears sunglasses? A solar bear. 

Chuck Norris wears sunglasses to protect the sun from his eyes. 

Tuesday, October 16, 2018

Elegant lady

  • Did you knowa 1 minute kiss burns 26 calories

  • Did you knowyou burn more calories sleeping than watching TV

  • Did you knowan average person will spend 25 years asleep

  • Did you knowyour skin is the largest organ making up the human body
  • Did you knowthe hyoid bone in your throat is the only bone in your body not attached to any other
  • Did you knowyour most sensitive finger is your index finger (closest to your thumb)
  • Did you knowthe human body of a 70 kg person contains 0.2mg of gold